The Cycling Song

I’ve written the number one smash hit song that will most likely be sung by Justin Timberlake in the next few months. So remember folks, you first saw it hear.

There’s something stuck inside your spoke,
Better be careful before you start to choke,
You hear something, what was that?
Me!

Don’t want anybody to pass me up ahead,
I’d rather kick them into the waterbed,
So get ready for final stretch,
Zoom!

Baby, let me sing you a cycling song,
Put on your Giro cycling helmet and sing along,
It’s the Ride before you Buy from dusk till dawn,
Baby, let me sing you a cycling song,

The spandex may be stuck inside my crack,
But I ain’t stopping and falling back,
I’ll cycle through the pain, just to win the race,
Yeah!

Baby, let me sing you a cycling song,
Put on your Giro cycling helmet and sing along,
It’s the Ride before you Buy from dusk till dawn,
Baby, let me sing you a cycling song,

It should be sung to the beat of Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13’s ‘Scary Song’ (Yes, the name of the band is weird!) so listen to the song below, it will help you get the rhythm:

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