Midweek Cycling Jokes


I’ve found some great gems to put a smile on all your faces. Forget the fact that it’s Wednesday and laugh like you don’t have a care in the world hehe…hope you enjoy them.

Cycling Dog
“I’ve really had it with my dog,” said the first guy to his neighbor. “He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle”

“Hmmm, that is a problem,” said the neighbor. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”

“Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”

Pedestrian and the cyclist
A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking one day and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

“You were really lucky there,” said the cyclist.

“What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!” said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

“Well, usually I drive a bus!” the cyclist replied.

Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill have just climbed Le Alp de Huez, one of the steepest peaks in the Alps on their tandem.

“Phew, that was a tough climb” said Jack, leaning over, breathing hard. “That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it.”

“Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on,” said Jill, “or we’d have slid all the way back down!”

Marky Mark

Cycling Jokes

Heya peeps, hope everyone has been enjoying the long weekend *I know I certainly have* I decided that it would be in the best interest of all if we published some cycling jokes today. So please bear with me, they can be corny LOL. Enjoy…
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A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.
“Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike ten minutes ago . . .”
“Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”  

Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles.

A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!’”
The second nerd nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

Q. Do you know what’s the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A. The pavement.

“Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” – Mark Twain

Marky Mark