MTB is NOT porn!

Lately, our spam filters have been capturing a lot of Turkish gibberish with the only recognisable words being ‘sex’, ‘girl’ and ‘cams’.

Immediately, the boys decided to query with Wendy if she had a dirty home video in her past, which could explain this peculiar connection between the porn comments and MTB Shorts. After numerous curse words and hurled vases, we established that it can’t be her (sorry Wendz).

So I got cracking and decided to do some research. Shockingly, I discovered that the tags ‘mountain’ and ‘shorts’ – which we use in every post – can be deemed pornographic, according to the internet. It seems like search engines have the sense of humour of a pubescent boy, where words such as ‘rod’, ‘melons’ and ‘garage’ evoke an eruption of perverted laughter and imagery.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing pornographic about MTB Shorts. No bike porn here. If you’re still looking for that sort of stuff, ask the IT guy at work, who probably downloads 30 gigs of it a month.

Ha, watch our spam filters go into overdrive with the tags of ‘porn’ and ‘sex’ today. Lemme go put on my gold speedo for everyone to see LOL

Bandaged Jack

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