Haha, road cyclists are such junkies. Just listen to this, it seems like the World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) has developed a more effective blood test to find CERA, which had previously been difficult to find through urine samples.
Furthermore, it’s also been announced that the Swiss Anti-Doping laboratory (LAD) will re-test blood samples from the Tour of Portugal for the new breed of EPO, where four riders tested positive for doping.
Come on guys, it’s not that hard to actually win a race. There’s a little technique called practice, which should make all the difference in the world. Or alternatively, none of you are as talented as MTBers and just require a little something extra to give you an edge.
Tsk, tsk. Didn’t anyone ever tell you guys that drugs are bad?
Remember, crack is whack – pin that shit back!
Ah, it’s moments like these that make me proud to be an MTBer – and I’m not talking about the above picture! Basically, MTBers are better than road cyclists – except for Arnold