Like red ants in our pants and Vernon Koekemoer at H2O, so are the days of our mountain bikes…
In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Dirty Days’, Mike plummets down the same cliff his father fell down many years ago. The only person who can actually save him is his mother’s spirit, but unfortunately she is a spirit and therefore cannot really use her hands, but she can do some cool walking through wall tricks – but alas, no hands. She can only watch as her son hangs from a branch by a thread of his spandex. Will Mike finally hit rock bottom? *snicker, snicker, that’s a funny pun – ROCK bottom*
Tobias rescues Whitney from rehab and takes her to a famous bike museum in Rennes. It’s here that he realises that he is actually Whitney’s real father! But the plot thickens – Whitney also starts to fall in love with Tobias, because he has come all the way across the world to save her! Will this forbidden love affair happen or end as soon as the parental cat is out of the bag?
Hel-Met finally wins his first major race at the tender age of 8. Diana is so thrilled that her little orphan has ascended to the pinnacle of MTB that she actually lets him sleep outside of his cage that evening. However, Hel-Met is secretly plotting a way to escape from Diana’s clutches and go live with his long lost brother, David Banda and Madonna!
Find out what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!
*Enter corny music*
*Fade to 20 minute commercial on crap*
Wendy The Mom