Days of our Mountain Part 5

Like John Black’s annoying voice and free crappy energy drinks, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Sound of Madness’, Mike is finally released from prison, and decides that it’s about time he forgets about “little Betsy” and finds himself another GT bike. However, his mother’s spirit is constantly on his trail, trying to prevent him from falling down the same cliff his father plummeted down. But will his mother’s spirit be in time to save Mike as he journeys to the heart of MTB?

Don't mess with the soap stars, bitches!

Tobias manages to get Whitney out of rehab and decides to bring her back to her mother Diana. However along the way, Tobias loses Whitney, when she experiences a relapse and chases after an ice-cream truck in Marseille. Will Tobias be able to find Whitney once more or will Whitney finally succumb to her demons?

Diana gets tired of waiting for Whitney to return and adopts a Kenyan orphan, whom she immediately names Hel-Met. Hel-Met is quickly trained to be a vicious assassin on two-wheels and takes the training wheels off his bike on route to his first major race – The Slippery Mountain Race! Will Hel-Met repay his new mother’s faith in him or will he still not be able to understand a single word of English, besides ‘poop’ and ‘waffles’.

*Enter corny music*

Find out what happens in the next episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to commercial*

Wendy The Mom

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