Like water-filled Powerade bottles and tight Elton John approved shorts, so are the days of our mountain bikes…
In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Holiday Horror’, Melanie finally releases Sanchez from her dungeon, where she forced him to watch horrible reruns of “funny” cycle crashes. Sanchez approaches a mysterious stranger, who agrees to help him puncture Melanie’s tyres before her big race. Who could this mystery man or woman be?
Diana sends Tobias to Europe to find Whitney. In the meantime, Whitney has left Harold and shacked up with Lance Armstrong, who has decided to dump one of the irrelevant Olsen Twins. Will Tobias get to her in time before she suffers a Tour de Farce from Mr Armstrong?
Mike leaves the hospital and returns home, where he shockingly finds Julia in bed with his third cousin Humphrey. Mike’s horror quickly turns into rage when he discovers Julia has sold his bike. He kindly ushers Humphrey out of the house, before he throws a spanner at Julia’s head – knocking her unconscious.
Find out what happens in the next episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes!
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