Days of our Mountain Bikes Part Deuce

Like sand through our knuckles and flies in our armpits, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘It’s all downhill from here’, Melanie catches her gardener Sanchez red-handed! Sanchez has been cleaning her Merida bike with dirty old rags! Oh the horror! Will Melanie forgive him or will she beat Sanchez worse than Satan’s red-headed stepchild?

Whitney refuses to listen to her parents and runs off with Harold, the road cyclist. Diana finds the letter from Whitney where she says that she will be running off to Europe with Harold. Will Diana tell her husband Petro about their daughter’s ultimate betrayal or will she send her personal trainer Tobias to find Whitney?

Please save me from my ex wife's mother's sister's brother's uncle

Mike sees the spirit of his mother Theresa in the hospital. Will he finally heed her advice and wear a cycling helmet or will Theresa’s prophecy come true and another bump lead to him being cast in (da-da-duh) Passions!

*Enter cheesy music*

Find out in the next episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to commercial*

Wendy The Mom

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