Days of our Mountain Bikes Part 9

Like taxis cutting you off to stop right in front of you and painful feet after a race, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘The Truth Trail’, the police follow Marcel and manage to recover Mike’s mountain bike, but Marcel denies ever shooting Mike. He tells the cops that he saw a tall, dark figure lurk in the shadows (isn’t that always the case?) and that he/she was the one who pulled the trigger. Is Marcel telling the truth or is he just trying to save his own skin from going to jail and becoming another man’s bitch?

Whitney finally arrives home, but her mother Diana isn’t there to meet her. Her “father” Petro is ecstatic to see his daughter again and gives her money to go and buy some designer drugs. Whitney detects that there is marital problems and decides to do some snooping. Will Whitney uncover the truth about her mother being a cycling groupie? And will Whitney ever let go of her feelings for Tobias?

Hel-Met is kidnapped and dropped off in Malawi by Diana’s new lover, Joey. Diana gets the bicycle back and plans to sue Madonna for stealing her cycling prodigy. Will Diana take Madonna to the cleaners or will Madonna just forget about Hel-Met and adopt another orphan?

*Enter cheesy music*

Find out what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to 20 minute commercial on erectile dysfunction*

Wendy The Mom

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