Like the flooded N1 highway and sunburn at Northern Farms, so are the days of our mountain bikes…
In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Silent Shooter’, Mike is shot in the arm as he returns home. No one knows who the shooter is and this is even a bigger mystery than the JFK one! However, Marcel was seen drifting around Mike’s house and leaving with his mountain bike. Could Marcel be the shooter or are the producers throwing you off his trail by making him Mr Obvious?
Hel-Met serves Diana with legal papers requesting that his bicycle be sent to England. Diana decides to fight the ungrateful, African orphan by demanding that he come back and race under her tutorship or rue the day he ever crossed his adopted mother. Diana will not let Hel-Met and his new mother Madonna get away with this! Will Madonna fight back or will she get her latest bodyguard/accountant/bandmate/lover to pay Diana a visit?
Tobias decides to put Whitney on an airplane back to her mother. Whitney cries and cries until Tobias gives her his special riding helmet before telling her, “Always remember that when you fall, I was the one who kept your brains in tact.” Those ‘romantic’ words stay in Whitney’s heart throughout her journey back to her mother Diana. Will Whitney ever stop loving her true father like he is an oiled-up Brad Pitt?
*Enter cheesy music*
Find out what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!
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Wendy The Mom