Days of our Mountain Bikes Part 19

Like annoying internet bloggers (such as myself) and political parties boycotting fast-food chains, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Double Trouble’, Mike wins his comeback race and then heads out with runner-up, Julian, for some celebratory drinks. Mike can’t help but notice the similarity between Julian and his ex Julia. Could it be that Julian is really Julia or that Julia had a long-lost evil twin brother?

Whitney stares at photos of a mountain bike and can’t help but think of Tobias for some unknown, bizarre reason (this is a soapie, therefore it is allowed to be odd and completely equivocal). Whitney doesn’t know if she’ll ever be able to accept Tobias’ ginger lovechild. Whitney rummages through her mother’s old documents and finds her birth certificate which says…no, it can’t be…Tobias is her real father! Will Whitney confront Tobias with her shocking discovery or will she decide to runaway and return ten episodes later? 

Hel-Met is whisked off to rehab to cure his dangerous thirst for illegal performance-enhancing drugs. Diana can’t believe it – it’s a crime that there are no vacancies at the Betty Ford centre and little Hel-Met had to end up in a regular rehab centre for disgraced wrestlers. Will Hel-Met finally overcome his addiction or will he find away to buy EPO from John Cena’s former tag team partner?

*Enter cheap jazz music*

Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to commercial on faster internet connection being available from Ethiopia*

Wendy The Mom

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