Days of our Mountain Bikes Part 16

Like the Man Utd comebacks (yes!) and the new, ugly homepage of Facebook, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Ain’t No Fool’, Mike decides to move into his own apartment, where he proceeds to watch a marathon of MTB crashes and Two and a Half Men reruns. He ignores the smses from Julia, who also happened to headbutt him when he moved out: so he just slowly nurses his broken nose back to health. Will Julia attack Mike again or will she just puncture his mountain bike’s tyres?

Teen film rejectsTobias wakes up to find that Whitney has left his house. He can’t believe that she was there and he couldn’t confess his feelings for her. However, he finds a note that says: “Dear Tobias, who is Lorraine? It’s another woman isn’t it? Don’t come after me!” Tobias sighs – Lorraine is his estranged wife – and she must’ve called looking for her alimony. Will Tobias go after Whitney or will he get a divorce first?

Hel-Met wins the mini MTB World Cup by an hour over his closest competitor, Mikey Smith. Diana is so proud of her adopted son and wishes that Whitney was more like Hel-Met. Diana decides to her son to Pizza Hut to celebrate, but Hel-Met refuses – the carbs in pizza are too much for his liking and besides – he’s lactose intolerant. Will Hel-Met continue to dominate the MTB circuit or will he retire whilst he is on top still?

*Enter cheesy music that will be available as a ringtone from some crooked company*

Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to commercial of the ANC in Greek – WHAT THE HELL?!*

Wendy The Mom

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