Like the annoying election ads and never-ending twists on soap operas, so are the days of our mountain bikes…
In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘April Fool’s Massacre’, Mike discovers Julia’s shrine and can’t believe that she has cut up his favourite cycling shorts for her rituals. He immediately leaves the house and heads down to Pick’n’Pay to buy disinfectant for himself. After all, who knows what sort of germs those satanic rituals can bring you? Will Mike evict Julia from his life or will he be doomed to be her slave?
Whitney helps Tobias get home from the pub. He is too drunk to confess his feelings for her and stumbles out of the car, where he throws up and passes out on the driveway. Whitney grabs the hosepipe and hoses down the driveway and Tobias. Will Whitney stay with him until he’s sober or will she vanish into the wind?
Diana registers Hel-Met with a cycling club and he begins his training for the mini MTB World Cup. His coach cannot believe how fast and aggressive he is and labels him immediately as the Terminator. Will Hel-Met win the mini MTB World Cup?
*Enter cheesy music*
Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!
*Fade to commercial on KFC’s latest dung burger*
P.S. You just won a million dollars for visiting our site! Haha, April Fool’s!
Wendy The Mom