Like the inconsistency of Man Utd and the upcoming, lame April Fool’s jokes, so are the days of our mountain bikes…
In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘No More Bull-Short’, the spirits continue to haunt the house, while Mike plays his MTB game on Playstation. Mike notices that Julia often rolls her eyes into the back of her head and chants, but he thinks it must be a serious case of the flu. Julia steals Mike’s cycling shorts and begins to create a shrine for him in a hidden room. Will Mike escape before being made Julia’s love slave forever or will the spirit of his mother come back and fight for her son in Spiritual Kombat?
Whitney doesn’t check the MTB Shorts group, because she knows MTB Shorts has been going under a lot of construction lately. Tobias feels doomed and starts to drink heavily at the regular cycling club. He feels completely lost without his daughter/lover. Will this all change when Whitney walks into the bar and notices a drunk-looking Tobias, slurring and lying over the bar counter? Will Whitney help Tobias or leave him in a pile of puke?
Hel-Met arrives outside Diana’s home with his luggage – it seems like things didn’t work out at Madonna’s place after all. Diana welcomes her cycling prodigy back with open arms. She can’t wait to get her little boy back on the track. Will Hel-Met stay this time around or will he leave once a better parent comes along again?
*Enter cheesy, jazz, porno music*
Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!
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Wendy The Mom