Days of our Mountain Bikes Part 13

Like wolf whistles and cockroaches at Mugg and Bean, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Save Me’, Mike calls an exorcist to get rid of the spirit of his mother (Ghostbusters just didn’t pick up their telephone, so who else you gonna call?). However, the exorcist can’t find anybody except some weird spirit known as Captain Howdy, who bears a striking resemblance to Julia. Julia entices Mike with more freebies, such as a new helmet, shorts, and Oakley sunglasses. Will Mike see through this act? What is Julia’s real plan here?

Tobias joins Facebook and searches for Whitney. However, he can’t find her, because like most people on that site, the photos are either too pretty or too fake to be recognisable. So Tobias joins the MTB Shorts group and places a posting on the wall asking for Whitney to contact him. Will Whitney ever check her group news again or is Tobias doomed to lose her to MySpace?

Diana responds to Hel-Met’s postcard and says that he looked beautiful flying off his bike, almost like a little Harry Potter at the Argus. She also tells him that she misses him and that he is always welcome to come visit her when he wants. Will Hel-Met visit his original adoptive mother or will he disregard her advances and just ask for money like other greedy, adopted children?

*Enter tacky music*

Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to commercial on election candidates*

Wendy The Mom

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