Days of our Mountain Bikes Part 11

Like blockages in the Johannesburg water pipes and the latest jokes from Julius Malema, so are the days of our mountain bikes…

In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Be My MTB Baby’, Mike still searches hopelessly for his lost mountain bike. And it is in this really dark period, that his ex girlfriend Julia makes an appearance again. She begs Mike for another chance to rekindle their love for each other. At first Mike declines, but after Julia presents him with a brand, new Shimano mountain bike – he can’t help but find a spark in his heart ignite again. Will Mike ever find his original bike? And can he really love Julia again after her carnal sins?

Whitney goes to the Limp Bikzit reunion concert and forgets about her mother’s affair with Joey. After the song ‘Rollin’, Whitney notices a security guard keeping the crowd at bay – it’s Tobias! Whitney rigorously tries to get to the front of the stage to speak to him, but she gets caught in the moshpit and floats around the arena. Luckily, her cycling helmet protected her from getting hurt, but by the time she manages to get to the front – Tobias is gone! Will Whitney ever find Tobias again? And will Tobias embrace her like he’s finally decided to?

Diana sits by the poolside, as her hunky new lover, Joey, cleans her mountain bike. Diana can’t help but think of Hel-Met and all the good times they shared on the trail. She wonders if he is still competing in races, and most importantly, still winning. Will Diana try get back in touch with Hel-Met? And most importantly, can Joey get even sexier by the day?

*Enter cheesy music*

Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!

*Fade to 20 minute infomercial on insurance*

Wendy The Mom

2 thoughts on “Days of our Mountain Bikes Part 11

  1. Oooh you’ll have to stay tuned to the next episode of Days
    of our Mountain Bikes. Perhaps there will be a sting in the tail and we’ll have a spin-off series called the Bald and the Bicycle-less :P

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