Like astronomical Telkom call rates and tedious repeats of the same movie on SABC1, so are the days of our mountain bikes…
In today’s episode of Days of our Mountain Bikes titled ‘Sex, Lies and Mountain Bikes’, Mike recovers from his gunshot wound and goes down to the police station to collect his recovered bike. When he arrives, he notices that it his NOT his mountain bike – it is instead a cheap imitation bike from a Game store! Where could Mike’s bike actually be? Could his ex Julia have something to do with this? Hmm…
Whitney is finally reunited with her mother, Diana, who she feels is very jittery and nervous. Upon further investigation and general stalking, she notices Diana kissing Joey – her cycling partner and obviously, new lover. Whitney confronts Diana with a picture of her and Joey embracing. Will Diana tell Whitney the truth or bribe her with Limp Bizkit reunion concert tickets? And how will this picture impact on Diana’s lawsuit against Madonna?
Tobias has gone on a long journey of self-discovery and cycled all the way through the French countryside. He decides that even if it is illegal in most places to marry your own daughter (minus Brakpan), he still loves Whitney and must have her as his bride. What will happen when Tobias proclaims his incestuous love for Whitney?
*Enter cheesy music*
Stay tuned to what happens next in the Days of our Mountain Bikes!
*Fade to 20 minute commercial on carpet cleaning*
Wendy The Mom