Cycling Jokes

Heya peeps, hope everyone has been enjoying the long weekend *I know I certainly have* I decided that it would be in the best interest of all if we published some cycling jokes today. So please bear with me, they can be corny LOL. Enjoy…
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.
“Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike ten minutes ago . . .”
“Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”  

Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles.

A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!’”
The second nerd nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

Q. Do you know what’s the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A. The pavement.

“Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” – Mark Twain

Marky Mark

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