This weekend at the trail, I was subjected to officially the most disgusting sight, which no human being should EVER be forced to experience!
There was a guy standing in front of me wearing the tightest spandex I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing. Needless to say, it didn’t flatter his package at all! And to top it all off, when he walked away, I was further traumatised to a nasty wedgie that was launched into his large, cellulite-infested ass (vomit).
Gentlemen, may I please have your attention. Today, I’m going to be teaching you about the rules of life, which I’ve also taught Hubby even before we got married and which obviously his mother failed to teach him too.
Rule 1: Never EVER wear a speedo or tight spandex.
Rule 2: Always follow rule 1 till death!
Really guys, we don’t want to see your package in these items of clothing – they do nothing to flatter you. Do something, anything, just hide it away till the bedroom. Imagine if you had to see giant cameltoes or even worse, mooseknuckles!
Excuse me while I try forget this weekend’s horror by perving over some shirtless pics of Brad and McDreamy. Oh by the way, did any of you watch Grey’s last night? Damn, I love that show
Wendy The Mom