Broken arm? Ha, it’s not that bad. Judging by some of these pictures I found browsing the net, my injury is mild in comparison to some of these crashes. I mean look at this first picture – that guy looks a bit like Arnold actually.
Cyclists, this is what happens when you think you’re Matt Hoffman!
Ouch, that must’ve hurt. This picture above looks like a scene from a Warner Bros. cartoon. The rider reminds me a bit of Wile E. Coyote chasing the Road Runner – only to realise that the rockets on his bike have failed and he’s now airborne. Can anyone say ACME?
Oooh, this picture actually makes my teeth sore. Motivational poster for the day: ‘Rock canal? I thought you said root canal!’
Now look at this dude. I’m sure he must’ve read Ricky’s post on the top 5 cycling songs, because he seems to believe he can fly!
Here’s the best of the lot. Did this cyclist actually fall carrying his/her bike? It sure looks like it.
By the way - Arnold, if you’re reading this, I may only be racing with one good arm, but I’m still better than you.